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A Holiday, Of Sorts

Today is Earth Day, 2006. People the world over will be celebrating and doing things they believe will help the planet. How it will help the planet, I don’t know. I’m a Professor of Posteriology, not Earth Science. I do … Continue reading

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We Couldn’t Wait

Since the eggs were out by noon on Saturday, the students at the Occidental Tush Institute decided that even if the staff wasn’t going to let them, they were going egg hunting. So, of course, I had to make sure that … Continue reading

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Dressed for Hunting

What with it being the Easter holiday weekend, I spent this week talking to the ladies in my class about my favorite part of the whole thing: The Easter Egg Hunt. Well, not actually participating in it, more so the … Continue reading

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Still Feeling Lazy

But not so much as yesterday.  After spotting my activity level yesterday somewhere inbetween little to nothing, I’m thought that I’d find today to be running at the same level. Then I got a call from my friend Saechong who asked if … Continue reading

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It is a Lazy Day

And the time will pass in a lazy way. The Kid has got his ‘surprise’, But by the afternoon sun and my eyes, I see where Miss Emma decided to lay.

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Unexpected

It is human nature to criticize. Because of that, I had somewhat expected my mailbox to have at least a few emails saying I should have left that wierdo McKinney alone yesterday, but apparently no one thought that because there weren’t any. Even Ms. … Continue reading

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Making an Exception

For the time I’ve posted here, I’ve tried to stay away from politics. But the news of Cynthia McKinney swinging and connecting a Capital Police Officer had the Kid writing me and making a request which I cannot refuse. The … Continue reading

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You win some. You lose some.

As I mentioned yesterday, I met a number of ladies during my time in Ireland last week and not all of them were A-List material. Yesterday’s was due to a minor physical oddity, today’s B-Lister is because of a personality flaw. … Continue reading

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I get mail

Not a lot really, mostly spam for things I don’t need, but every now and then I get a couple emails. That was, until this last Monday. On that day I opened up my email and found three emails from … Continue reading

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More Celebrating

Ms. Analise couldn’t make it last night, apparently she had a bit too much Power & Sons the night before. But all was not lost, for after a short trip out of Limerick, I was in the town of Cork where the lovely Nadine … Continue reading

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