Author Archives: Professor Booty

When I signed off yesterday, I was telling you about the poor selection of vehicles that interested me at Miss Alicia’s car lot on Wednesday. I neglected to tell you that I was able to find nearly exactly what I … Continue reading →

Here’s what I’ve been dealing with this last week: I need a new car. I’ve been driving my old car for close to seven years, it has 110,000 miles now and it is not only starting to look the part, but things are going … Continue reading →

Seeing as how the Sister of All Booty’s reveal was so popular yesterday, I made a call to a certain person to make sure that she didn’t mind getting one as well. I ran into this woman during my quest two years back. I … Continue reading →

As The Kid mentioned last Sunday, I did what I normally do every year around that holiday, I went searching for The Mother of All Booty. Sadly, once again, I failed in my quest to find my prize. I’m not … Continue reading →

In fact, it’ll be a full moon. And if you look very closely, you might even be able to see it before the sun sets. And now for Monday, if one of your coworkers asks you if you saw the beautiful moon on … Continue reading →

I seem to have overslept. I’m sure you can understand why See you all next weekend.

Yesterday’s vent felt especially wonderful after I was done. And just in case the idiot men-children decide that they want to mess around here some more, here are the ones who didn’t make the cut for yesterday. Miss Erica Campbell, … Continue reading →

So those boys who are afraid of women decided to try and shut down this place yesterday, eh? I don’t like getting political, but shutting down my weekend haunt really chaps my hide like a cheap pair of denim pants. … Continue reading →

After tagging along with Miss Cerryl and Miss Selena on Friday, I decided to see if I could find more spirited observances of Earth Day from some of their classmates yesterday. Luckily, I did. While they too sat around and did … Continue reading →