Author Archives: Professor Booty

Some of the friends I have visiting me on this little island are long time acquaintances, whom I’ve visited with before and found it reasonable to tell them where OTi’s little hideaway is located. Like Miss Linda She’s been joining … Continue reading →

My goodness, I see that just about everywhere in the US is warm and/or damp. Not to brag, but I’ve gone off again and went to a little place in the South Pacific with a new friend to try and … Continue reading →

Yesterday, I mentioned how a wonderful Lebanese woman had called and nearly demanded that I meet her in Greece for the week. Sadly, I had to tell her I couldn’t join her due to prior commitments. So what was I doing that … Continue reading →

During the time that the site was down, I decided to say ‘screw it’ and spent a week on a small island where the Occidental Tush Institute owns property and just relax. While there, I met  the lovely Miss Kathy, … Continue reading →

It is I, Professor Booty, back again thanks to some excellent fellow named Craig. I hope he is well after dealing with all that gobbly-gook the Kid was telling me about. Me, probably the one person more clueless than the Kid … Continue reading →

The morning I made my ome from Kobe, the lady who had been cleaning my hotel room arrived a bit early. She said that she had wanted to make sure everything was inorder after the hotel patrons in the adjoining … Continue reading →

Earlier this week I was doing a bit of travelling, going to a speaking engagement in Kobe, Japan. I cannot even hope to pronounce the school’s name, but roughly translated it is called Butt University of Tokyo. A little rude, if … Continue reading →

Another student of mine, who is also a lover of history, that I would like to tell you about is Miss Maria. She comes to OTI from Rome, Italy. It is customer for modern day Roman residents to celebrate June 4th … Continue reading →

Or ‘History in the Buff’ as I think Miss Adrianna would rather it. There is a stereotype that beautiful women cannot be intelligent as well. I think that if one were to stop by the Occidental Tush Institute on any … Continue reading →