You’ll Never Guess Who

Luurves Ann Coulter!

Teh Gheys.

At least according to this post over at celebfan site, Jezebel

This weekend I attended a small, intimate house party in Manhattan of mostly gay men in the media. I was sitting in the kitchen talking about Men’s Vogue and Lisa Kudrow’s The Comeback with my friend Mark when in walks: ANN COULTER. It was shocking to see America’s deplorable scion of extreme right-wing fanaticism pour herself a glass of wine in a casual white tank top and jeans (no black cocktail dress) and effusively greet the liberal media that she’s made a career crusading.

The gays squealed with delight. They all shelved their political beliefs and giggled to one another about the famous guest, cooing over how skinny she is and hovering around her waiting for an introduction. The “female Rush Limbaugh” was received with the fanfare normally reserved for Liza, Beyonce, and Tammy Faye (RIP). When she walked in the room, Mark turned from a typical limousine liberal to a giddy NRA fanboy.

“NRA Fanboy”?

WTF is that? I guess I’m just not as hip as I used to be.

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3 Responses to You’ll Never Guess Who

  1. HKpistole says:

    what I want to know is: What was she packing? Traditional (SS 1911), Old-school (SAA to go with the jeans) or Modern (HK P2000)?

  2. DFWMTX says:

    I knew Coulter was a Deadhead (and I’ve read a great apologetic article insisting the Dead were capitalists as well as a hippie jam band), but this I did not expect.

  3. Rivrdog says:

    “Fanboy” is hipspeke for “Fan”, which bascially says it all. The “boy” in “fanboy” is probably a reference to a more juvenile sort of fan.

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