When I signed off yesterday, I was telling you about the poor selection of vehicles that interested me at Miss Alicia’s car lot on Wednesday. I neglected to tell you that I was able to find nearly exactly what I was looking for the next day.
On Thursday, I spoke to OTI Regent, Dr. Goodwin Brest, and telling him that while Miss Alicia did indeed have a whole lot of somethings, they weren’t exactly what I was interested in. The SOB laughed and said he had only sent me there to get my opinion of Miss Alicia and that he knew I would find little to fit my interests. After I adamantly informed him that I didn’t have a whole lot of time to be goofing around looking for a car, he apologized and gave me the number of a place he knew would be my last stop in my quest for a new Bootie-ride.
And I’ll be damned if he wasn’t right.
First, I’d like to introduce you to the new Bootie-ride, a Chrysler 300C
I have wanted one of these since they came out, but in white (or ‘Ivory). While they didn’t have any in that color on the lot, I was steered towards this silver color not only by what they were willing to give for my now ex-car and for what the cash price was on the Chysler, but also by my wonderful sales associate. I know I said I didn’t want a luxury brand car, but its not like I’m going to be able to find one of these with a Dodge badge on it anywhere, so I tossed that rule right out after hearing the price.
Oh, how rude of me, I seem to have forgotten to introduce you to my lovely sales associate, Miss Jennifer.
You can say that she has very gentle ways of leaning on a customer to close a deal.
Well Professor Booty, I hope you don’t feel too put out by the high pressure salewomanship of Miss Jennifer.
She would have had the same effect on my, as well.
Here’s to hoping your new car works out well for you!
Aw, man! You’re sending your dollars overseas to support Germany’s socialist economy?