Monthly Archives: June 2005

Good News / Bad News

Posted on June 19, 2005 by Professor Booty

The good news is that, according to the rangemaster at my local range, the phone there has been ringing quite steadily for the past two weeks asking if they were open on Father’s Day. Hopefully this means that there will … Continue reading →

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Father’s Day Booty

Posted on June 19, 2005 by Professor Booty

Good Sunday, Gentlemen. Happy Father’s Day. I trust that you enjoyed the offerings yesterday. Today we’re going to focus what gifts you might receive today. We’re going to skip the ones you’ll probably be getting from your kids; ties you … Continue reading →

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Off to the Range

Posted on June 18, 2005 by Professor Booty

I gots me some new weaponry that I have to get sighted in today. I’ll be meeting a co-worker and, after a dry range spell, Mollbot for a goodly portion of the day and sending the projectiles flying downrange. We’ll … Continue reading →

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Whoa Daddy!

Posted on June 18, 2005 by Professor Booty

As a Professor of Booty Theory, I have had many chances to meet women available for marriage, but even after all these years, I have not taken the opportunity to take the vows of matrimony. I guess what I am … Continue reading →

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Going around the law

Posted on June 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

A couple years back, the Republicans and other conservatives in Washington State used the Citizens Initiative process to put an initiative on the ballot that removed all affirmative action requirements from all government hiring and contracts as well as admissions … Continue reading →

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Someone send this man a history book, please

Posted on June 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

The leader of the Klueless Kos Klan remarks on Richard ‘The Dickster’ Durbin’s remarks on the floor of the Senate during the discussion of the energy bill, The story from right-wing rag Washington Times earlier tonight sported this headline: Durbin … Continue reading →

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PeTA Kills Animals

Posted on June 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

I want these guys sentenced to CONSECUTIVE terms in prison. Two individuals from Hampton Roads, employees of the Norfolk-based People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, were arrested Wednesday night in Ahoskie, N.C., on animal cruelty charges. The two were … Continue reading →

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Because life is so much safer in Canada

Posted on June 17, 2005 by Professor Booty

Take a moment to watch the video at contained at this link. Spoiler alert! Video includes: a meth-head under the influence, a stolen F-150, a dozen damaged vehicles and *gasp* a handgun in Canada, all recorded on video from inside … Continue reading →

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The Soundboard: Sucker for a Hook Series

Posted on June 16, 2005 by Professor Booty

Part 2 So last week at this time I intro’d most of you all to europop circa Y2K, which is an eternity in party circles. This week, we’re gonna get a little more recent. First up, since I screwed up … Continue reading →

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The Wave

Posted on June 15, 2005 by Professor Booty

Yes, there was an earthquake off the California/Oregon coast last night; and yes, I got 45 minutes of Tsunami warnings on the radio. But that was it. 45 minutes of warnings that were cancelled as abruptly as they had been … Continue reading →

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