Too many similarities here

They’re both on islands. They both think of their subjects as too stupid to think for themselves. They both wish America was impotent. And they both hate George W. Bush.

I speak of London Mayor, Ken Livingstone, who plans on inviting Cuban Dictator, Tyrant and murderer, Fidel Castro to come and visit.

I can see it now, Castro tells Livingstone the best way to round up those who disagree with him and execute them in soccer stadiums.

Livingstone gives Castro the number to the company that makes the streetside surveillance cameras.

Afterwards, as they’re lying in bed, sharing a cigar, they whisper sweet nothings of Bush insults in each others ears.

Shortly thereafter, myself and a few selected other VRWC bloggers burst into the boudoir and have fun making Castro explain to us what a wonderful country America is while Livingstone is made to repeatedly hit himself on the head with a cricket bat.