John at Some Poor Schmuck works at his local 911 call center and he gets some unusal stuff coming down the pipe. This Thursday was �Dumb Criminal Day�.
Here are some samples,
Just had a call of someone trying to cash a stolen check. Shouldn’t be too hard to solve. The suspect left his inmate ID card there.
Now we have a robbery of a liquor store in a small town of about 600 people. The suspect is a 50 year old male with a long criminal history that has lived in town all his life. Everybody recognized him. He also dropped his day planner.
There was an arrest made in a shooting that occured here a couple of months ago. Just to show you what kind of people we are dealing with here, the suspect had to be interviewed in the hospital. He was sitting at a computer and stuck a gun down his pants. He shot himself through the penis, one testicle and into his thigh. Luckily for him it was a .22 pistol.
As John said, �Rocket Scientists I tell you!�